Labels:text | font | number OCR: X-FILEZ "LIFE IMITATES AN OVERRATED EARLY-60s TV VERSION OF ART! The recently deceased (in the movies, anyway) captain of the starship Enterprise and archetypal bad actor WILLIAM SHATNER got into some serious trouble when his motorcycle broke down in the middle of the Mojave Desert! When he ran out of water and collapsed from dehydration, he was sure he was done for! But as he lay barely conscious in the sand, a sleek, shiny craft began to hover over him! The spacecraft inspired him to get to his feet and walk in a specific direction! Soon he had reached a gas station and safety! believes that the UFO had given him telepathic Shatner messages that saved his life ... but had the aliens seen "TJ Hooker", would they have thought twice before helping him?
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